Where have all the apes gone? - Fedex UK (FedEx)

Member Name: tellitasitis

Product:	FedEx
Date:	10/10/08 (83 review reads)
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Advantages: Their company name has only 5 letters so their drivers can remember it.

Disadvantages: Not fit for purpose - totally incompetent.

I don't know who the FEDex employee was that wrote about the long hours he worked - but they certainly need him at the Poole (UK) branch. Why? - well he appears to be the only Fedex employee with two working brain cells.

What a total load of tossers they are. Even their Operations Manager Paul cannot get through to the numskull delivery drivers. How hard can it F***king be to understand an instruction "leave it on the bench around the back" but no - too difficult for Brainless Barry or whatever his name is.

Hang on perhaps the ape population is not so much at risk from climate change removing their habitat, it's that they have all been kidnapped to work at Fedex UK.

I understood care in the community was meant to enable brainless idiots to live with help and support from the local community - not give them a delivery van, a uniform to absorb the spilt ketchup from their roadside McBurger, packages worth thousands of pounds and a list of delivery instructions too complicated for them to understand with their limited ability.

Fedex UK is living proof that just because something works in USA doesn't mean it will work over here - shut them down and put them out of their misery.

Summary: A bunch of brainless idiots, with a van and a fancy name>