Don't fly to London - take the Hogwart's Express! (Great North Eastern Railways (GNER))

Member Name: ShoppingGirl

Product:	Great North Eastern Railways (GNER)
Date:	26/11/01 (907 review reads)
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Advantages: Relaxing, civilised, reasonably priced.

Disadvantages: Not so handy if you don't live near a station.

Why fly to London?

Ok, well maybe you're located in Scotland and need to visit England for work on a regular basis. Most business peeps here in Edinburgh can regularly be seen dragging their mini trolleys and their laptops out to the airport - convinced that the one and a bit hour flight down to London town is going to save them time, money and hassle. Oh - and make them look prestigious too. As if!

I have been a frequent flyer on the Edinburgh - London route for five years now, and have tried BA, British Midland, Easyjet and Go. All of them are ok, but none of them are or ever will be perfect.

Now it is time to confess my weakness - lately I have become a bit nervous of flying. My fear began way before September, but let's face it - recent events haven't exactly inspired confidence in airline safety. So when it came to booking my recent travel arrangements down to London for a meeting - I booked the train.

THE TRAIN?????

But isn't it horrible, unreliable, laughably expensive, slow, smelly, and with a level of catering that would shame the works canteen?

Ummm - maybe, I thought, but at least I don't risk plummeting to certain death if it all goes pear shaped. Tell me I'm not the only one around here having similar, irrational thoughts!

My first surprise was the price - my return ticket to London from Edinburgh cost £37.50, booked three weeks in advance. That makes the entire journey a simialar price to the hilariously named 'Stansted Express' that I usually rely upon to whisk me into town when I arrive in Stansted. And by the way - Stansted is as far from London as Edinburgh is from Glasgow. Figure that into your travel time next time you fly!

Since I booked, GNER have offered a promotion of any journey made on their route (that now includes Glasgow too) for only £20 - but I still think I got a bargain.

OK - next surprise. I was served by friendly peopl
e in the station, and my tickets were presented to me in a v. stylish wallet - difficult to lose on the journey and handy for receipts etc.

Now for the journey!

My seats had been reserved for me both ways, so there was no need to turn up very early to ensure I got a seat. So I only had to factor in some goodie buying time - Edinburgh Waverley has WH Smith, Boots, Costa etc. I loaded up with mags and snacks, and clambered on board.

My seat was 'facing' which meant I was looking forwards as we travelled, and I was pretty comfy straight away. My table-mates were friendly and civilised, and there was no smell of smoke or anything grim like that. There is also a designated 'quiet coach' where mobiles and walkmans (walkmen?) are banned - very relaxing.

I then spent the next four and a half hours ignoring the book I had brought and gazing hypnotised out of the window as the beautiful scenery rolled past me to the sound of the rails rattling away rythmically underneath the carriage. WOW. How much more relaxing is this than clinging to my seat rests for dear life during turbulence??? No contest. As I admired Englands cathedrals from the comfort of my seat I felt as if I was going on holiday.

I only visited the buffet car once and that was for a cup of tea. GNER now proudly claim to offer a range of 'fresh gourmet sandwiches' - you'll forgive me if I bring my own from M&S, as even I wouldn't go that far in the name of research! The overwhelming impression I got though, was that GNER are desperately trying to offer a serious alternative to flying - and upgrading standards generally.

By the time we got past York, the train was much less busy, and I was able to grab a double seat of my own to stretch out on. I nearly fell asleep - and then, bada bing! We were pulling into King's Cross station, the real life jumping off spot for all mini wizards and witches. There were only muggles in eviden
ce when I arrived, but again, I was impressed with the range of shops and services the station had to offer. Without needing to go outside (or through arrivals!) I tootled down the escalator into the underground - and was on the way to my hotel in the time it would have taken me to buy a train ticket at bloody Stansted.

HURRAH!!

I really can't recommend the train enough for your journey to the south of England - or vice versa. Four and a half hours flew by, and I arrived refreshed, relaxed and with no anxiety. For those of you who still need convincing, here is a handy comparison:


Time spent getting to London by air:

Bus from my house to Princes Street - 15 min

Airport bus out to airport - 30 min

Check in time - one hour

Flight time - one and a half hours (to include inevitable delays)

Time faffing through airport onto rail platform - 15 min

Waiting time on platform - 15 min

Train into London - 45 min.

OK, so now we're in the centre of town. Door to door it took four and a half hours (on a good day, with no major dalays) and I'm knackered, stressed, and feel as if I'm ready for a nice lie down.

Compare that to:

Time spent getting to London via rail:

Bus up to Princes street - 15 min

Train journey - four and a half hours.

And that's it - I've been sitting on my ass the whole way and I feel great.


There were no incidents involving chocolate frogs on my journey - but who knows? Next time I may be whisked to another dimension!

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