Adult Channel

Like many we (partner and I) Subscribed to the Adult channel (3 channels) at approx £15.99 a month (used to be cheap as chips) the dissapointment was more for my female partner, she was lucky to see a flash of some guys butt for a split second, let alone anything else, same guys too! about 6 at most, also lots of lezzie scenes, ok if you're a lezzie, my partner aint ! so only ok for me ! I've just cancelled now, they suggested Climax 1,2 &3 anybody tried them ? would'nt mind betting they are simular, if Sky's adult channels (all) are reading this, we need more mens butts and errections, were you aware that its 2008 and Porn has been passed legal for the UK

Firstly let me advise you that if you really want to subscribe to this channel on the sly and theres people in the house i.e. mother, kids, wife... Then make sure you drink lots and lots of coffee because this channel will put anyone to sleep. I subscribed to the channel for 1 month and i regreted it from day one.. Mostly it's just some girl bouncing on top of some bloke making the most unrealistic sex sounds you have ever heard. Sounds more like Tom cats at night. The camera man zooms in on there face and stays there for 30 minutes, until the bloody window cleaner walks in and joins in. At times i think the people in these programs are not ...  Read the complete review

Like most male, over-sexed students, porn is a welcome addition to any drunken night out. On one such night, I foolishly telephoned a subscription to this channel. How I regret doing so. This utter drivel is a complete waste of time and money. For £9 a month, you receive the dubious honour of seeing butt-ugly women jiggling their boobs and making truly unbelievably fake noises while having "sex". Now, I have no problem with porn at all (be honest, most of us like it really...) but this is not porn by any reasonable definition, this is titilation on a par with Eurotrash or a Channel 5 movie, and that is being generous. There is nothing in it which defines ...  Read the complete review

Ok I've watched it a few times, but quite honestly I've see better. The models seem to be rotated all the time and straight sex is rarely seen. I like many others watch adult videos & dvds, and I believe that you could spend your £8 a month or £5 a night (Depending on what way you pay) on videos or DVDs from sensationsdirect.com - annesummers.co.uk and get a better nights viewing. Even Still you can probably get better soft adult videos & dvds from Blockbuster, Amazon or Blackstar Due to the UK Obscene Viewing Adult Laws: The Obscene Publications Act 1959 and 1964 - the viewing material that Adult TV companies show is very limited ...  Read the complete review

Some of these reviews make me chuckle. Aside from everyone pretending they "accidentally" saw The Adult Channel and didn't mean to..., there seems to be a general feeling of disappointment that "everything is censored and you don't see anything". We have to remember this is broadcast television and to that end is covered by the BBFC rules and regulations as to what can and can't be shown - hence the lack of "happy men's bits" and close-ups etc. If it can't be contained in an (18) certificate video, it can't be shown on the telly. This is almost certainly the reason that most of the programming depicts ...  Read the complete review