Utter Drivel (Adult Channel)

Member Name: angry chris

Product:	Adult Channel
Date:	15/11/02 (2627 review reads)
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Advantages: switching it off., venting anger at the TV

Disadvantages: It's farcical, It's not porn, It's an utter turnoff

Like most male, over-sexed students, porn is a welcome addition to any drunken night out. On one such night, I foolishly telephoned a subscription to this channel. How I regret doing so. This utter drivel is a complete waste of time and money. For £9 a month, you receive the dubious honour of seeing butt-ugly women jiggling their boobs and making truly unbelievably fake noises while having "sex". Now, I have no problem with porn at all (be honest, most of us like it really...) but this is not porn by any reasonable definition, this is titilation on a par with Eurotrash or a Channel 5 movie, and that is being generous. There is nothing in it which defines porn: terrible music, enormously-hung germans with mullets, yet a strange feeling of arousal. This couldn't arouse a 14 year old lad with an ejaculation problem. And that is being generous. Needless to say, a similar (though more graphic and of more colourful language( was sent to the channel, along with the canellation of my subscription.

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