the channel that people can't get... (Channel 5)

Member Name: sam1942

Product:	Channel 5
Date:	15/12/05 (129 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: its there if you can find it...

Disadvantages: actually recieving it.

When our chums at whatever television company it was decided on another new channel, I think their aim to was to fool the public in thinking it was some magical mysterious tv channel that only the very intelligent beings could recieve and when they did they could expect an eternal life full of riches and power and all the wonderous things of the world......

or....

They decided on a new channel that no one could get simply because, someone in the office got the figures wrong.

If you are one of those people who can recieve it then I wonder why you are reading this, probably to see if there is some hidden meaning you think you're missing out on. Then again you could be someone who can't get it and hope youre missing out on something...

All I can gather, (and I only get channel five due to having Sky) is that throughout the night, the bosses at Ch5 think that all football lovers from across the world can't sleep too well. It seems, and I don't know if this is every night but as I write this, there is non stop football from almost every country (its thursday by the way).

I have found some awful game shows, and no, not the one with Keith Chegwin with no clothes on, but there does seem to be something else denoting a lack of casual wear.

I found a good prgramme on air crash investigation, probably the same that appears on the Discovery channels.

On the whole, Ch5 to me is how channel four used to be late at night, minus Eurotrash (which I thought was quite good) Its bordering on Sky late night quality, thats probably why its the only place where you can recieve it...

Summary: not worth a watch, try the shopping channels to death first