Nickelodeon tv show review (Nickelodeon)

Member Name: emmaisreallycool

Product:	Nickelodeon
Date:	07/08/08 (41 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: the shows are addictive even if they are cheesy so fun to watch

Disadvantages: the presenters, go away let me watch my shows, they're so annoying!

I am fifteen and i still watch Nickelodeon. The shows are mostly quirky sitcom comedies about teenagers usually surviving school or just trying to be a teenager. Which is perfect for me as i am a teenager and even though they exaggerate the problems there is always a part that you can relate to amongst all the slapstick comedy.
Only thing that ruins nickelodeon is the presenters.
It seems they took the three most annoying people in the world, gave them prozac and a box of random items.

Theres the one with glasses whos blatantly a manic depressive, always making jokes about himself being ugly hiding behind a ridiculously massive grin and lame jokes that even an eight year old (the intended audience) wouldnt find funny. Hes blatantly not enjoying himself and he acts as if nobodys watching the show, at least the old presenters had actual enthusiasm these guys just act all the time.

The annoying skinny blonde guy with an annoying voice who acts like hes crazy and exciting but makes me want to gag him and hit him with that stupid sucker bow and arrow they use to fire at a board.
It never sticks to the board whats the point. Hes so just begging to go over to cbbc like the rest of them.

The girl, obviously only there because its a rule in kids tv show that you have to have at least one of each sex. She acts as if she doesnt really want to act like an idiot, she seems a bit self conscious but she kinda covers it all with a 'woo im fun' attitude like the rest of them.

I know i sound harsh but none of them seem like they want to be there, they act like rejects from the cbbc still moping around because they didnt get the job.
I think i read too much into it but i really wish the old presenters hadnt moved to the cbbc because at least you believed that they were enjoying themselves. Its more obvious that these guys are reading off an auto cue and whats with the big bother? It makes no sense.

If your going to make a big brother spoof then make it at least a bit like big brother. its about a hotel and it doesnt make any sense,and it doesnt even make so much nonsense that its funny its just lame and its got no relevance to big brother at all except they have a diary room.

I realise that nickelodeon isnt intended for a moody teenager but im very immature and childish and i know loads of young people that would probably agree with me.
Just let us watch the shows and get rid of those stupid presenters.
Can i also say, why do they always have to put the show in a tiny box like five minutes at the end and then they make some funny gag talking about whats next but sometimes the show hasnt finished.
I was watching drake and josh once and we were about to find out something interesting and they put it into that tiny box and theres that annoying presenter like "haha im picking my nose arent i hilarious" NO NO NO GO AWAY IM TRYING TO WATCH TV!!!!

RANT OVER

I should go watch shows meant for teenagers really...

Summary: Great shows but get new presenters because kids cant possibly enjoy them.