Thank god Jade didnt win! (Big Brother (TV Series))

Member Name: keeeels

Product:	Big Brother (TV Series)
Date:	29/07/02 (58 review reads)
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Advantages: It's so addictive

Disadvantages: It's over

Sorry yes I am going to write my second opinion on Big Brother 3, and say what a dam good series it was. Many have commented on how poor they thought this series was compared to the 2 gone by. But personally I think people were expecting far too much. Come on we got full on cat fights between Adele and Jade, then we got full on snogging and more fiddling from Jade, Jade, Jade oh and with PJ. Poor poor PJ :) I feel for the man, well not quite like Jade did. I mean when have we had such a passionate affair between 2 people in the 3 Big Brother series, we havent! The closest we got was pathetic Helen and Paul not doing a lot.


That's all besides the point. We reached the end on Friday night to see the gorgeous, fit and entertaining Kate win the series, in my eyes this was fully deserved! Jade could not have won simply because of how stupid she has been, so here for you now I will present some of Jade's classics:

JADE THE GREAT:
"EAST ANGLIA THAT'S NEAR TO TUNISIA OR SOMEWHERE AINT IT"
after being asked by PJ to spell station she replied:
"S-T-I-O-N"
come on Jade!
"OH RIGHT SHE WAS FROM PORTUGAL, THAT'S IN SPAIN AINT IT?"
"WHEN THEIR FROM PORTUGAL THEY ARE CLASSED AS BEING PORTUGANESE AINT THEY?!"
"SO SPENCER YOU WORK IN CAMBRIDGE, WHERE'S THAT?! IT'S A SMALL PLACE IN LONDON AINT IT?!"
"YOU WORK ON A RIVER IN CAMBRIDGE, I THOUGHT THE ONLY BIG RIVER IN BRITAIN WAS THE THAMES IN LONDON, THERE ARENT ANY OTHERS ARE THERE??!"
"I DONT KNOW WHERE CAMBRIDGE IS, BUT I KNEW BIRMINGHAM WAS IN LONDON"
when asked what the capital of England was...
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH I DONT HAVE A CLUE!"


This is my evidence why Jade could not have won Big Brother out of those 4 that were left in. So thankfully I was chuffed that she was evicted first out of th
e 4 left in on Friday night. Then when it got down to the 3 of them (Alex, Jonny and Kate) I really could not call the winner. I think I would have guessed Alex was going to win it, so to see him get evicted first was a surprise. He brought such humour to the house I felt. He had a cracking dry sense of humour, was corse with his witty responses to many peoples insults. I have to say although many thought his dancing behind the door was the highlight of his stay in BB, I felt when he told Jade the truth was my highlight of him! "Come on Jade come and lick my arse, like youve been licking everyone elses, come on lick it lick it" Yes he was absolutely faced but good on him telling her how it was.



Down to 2 then (Kate and Jonny), both provided some of the most memorable moments. Jonny's highlight was his bollocking of Jade in the swimming pool. Yet again Jade had burst into pointless tears because Alex had shouted at her a little, so Jonny basically told her to shut up and grow up.....good on him. Him and Kate together were great bringing forward that stupid dance, pity they didnt realise they looked like fools, but I dont think they'd care to be honest. So then the big moment came, and yes it was the deserved winner, Kate. The first woman winner of Big Brother and £70000 which would have been a nice added bonus to her new F rate celebrity status.


I think in previous years gone by i.e. the first 2 series Craig and Brian were the obvious winners, especially last year when Brian won it! But this year it was great to have 1 of 4 that were going to win it and no-one could really call it at all, many were backing Jade, so that shows how close it was to see her come out first. I think this made the series what it was, very unpredictable. But the series wasnt all top class as such features as the lame tasks they got given once a week like throwing a basketball were not good. Adding to insult these tasks were to see who lived
on the poor side of the house which I felt was another mistake to bring in. None of the housemates or the pbulic liked the divide and I cannot blame any of them. It was a stupid idea which split up the house and must have made the people on the poor side of the houses lives hell! I mean it's bad enough being locked up in that place, but it must have been awful to be given a few square metres of space to live there. And added to this the food on that side of the house was nothing to be proud, one of the best days of the series was when they took it away! It also brought the series down as the whinning housemates such as Jade showed up, and started crying for food etc. girl youve had plenty!


A FEW WORDS TO SUM UP THE SERIES AND THE HOUSEMATES:
The series was as I have said a real success, offering up a true contrast of housemates and clashes of characters which lead to conflict and blossoming friendships, nice one Channel 4. I am looking forward to the next series, and I would be most grateful if someone who reads this could comment whether what ive heard is true and are they already contracted to do another 3 series?? If so excellent.

LYNNE- she was a bitch I thought, she called Spencer arrogant and I actually felt she was the arrogant and annoying one, thank god the woman was the first to go.

SUNITA- she was a nice enough girl but never had the character or looks to do very well in Big Brother she didnt have anything that the nation would have taken to. So it was probably a good thing she walked, but I liked her.

ALISON- she got on my nerves, too false for my liking and too loud. She tried way too hard to be "the joker" of the house even though she wasnt funny, she was just loud and too in ya face.

SANDY- I liked this guy and I know many didnt. He was straight with people and if he didnt like you, Jonny, he told you what he thought. At least he didnt follow the game plan of many which was just to be
false in front of the cameras.

LEE- i couldnt stand this arrogant bugger. He fancied himself so much. Yes he was stacked up with stelroids to the bone, but come on other than his msucles what did he offer? not a lot. Oh vainess.

SPENCER- he was my favourite bloke out of the lads, he was funny, dry and he has good taste in women cos he went for Kate, dunno why no-one else didnt try to.

SOPHIE- see Lee's report :)
(but she was dam fit)

ADELE- mmm yes the 2-faced one. Here's one that didnt play up to the cameras, but was still a fool. The way she slagged Jonny off at times, actually the way she slagged off many people, she deserved the booing she got.

PJ- I liked this guy, he was down to earth and not as dumb as some contestants, I would have liked to have seen him in the final 4 rather than Jade.

TIM- ponce, he was far too conceited for my liking, I think he felt he was far above many of the contestants which he was certainly not, the ginger prick!

JADE- I have said how I feel about this one, and if she wasnt quite so silly and her voice wasnt quite so annoying then maybe I would have liked her, maybe just maybe!

ALEX- I liked him and his humour, although he was a bit too much of a poof at times.

JONNY- funny guy, had his heart in the right place, but I didnt feel he should have been in 2nd place.

KATE- goddess, well done girl.

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