I NEVER SEEN ANY BLIND PEOPLE ON IT (Blind Date)

Member Name: yoshitoshi

Product:	Blind Date
Date:	17/08/01 (41 review reads)
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Advantages: some nice tottie

Disadvantages: cheap, cheezy, low entertainment value

Blind date always amazes me, it is a program lost in its own shallowness. For a start you have a Liverpudlian ginger, which changed her name and nose due to her own self-unbelief. On one side you have guys with chat up lines that are so cheesy that they wouldn’t pull in a tug of war let alone in a blind date contest, I would loosely describe them as complete Muppets. On the other side a fit bird occasionally with such a low self-esteem and ambition that led them to be drawn to entering on this show.

I mean come on make a bit more a lottery, its blind date isn’t it. We do not always want the normal types for Saturday night entertainment. Maybe they should have a theme night you know welsh night where a welsh guy can choose between a white sheep, black sheep, and a black and white sheep but the white sheep has some mental illness to make it more interesting and has just been introduced back into care in the community after contracting BSE of a cow it had sexual favours with

Its like for Christ sake put some disabled people on there, blind date is meant to be about personality first then physical attraction. Its like the guy can come up with a cheap line like baby I just want to wheel you away to heaven. Or the guy can come back from the date and go I had a really good time but as she had no arms and I struggled to hold her hand in hand. Or maybe you can put some complete utter minger on there that looks like she has fallen out of the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down and at the bottom someone has poured petrol all over her face, set alight to it then put the flames out with a baseball bat. Wouldn’t you just love to see his face when the curtain pulls back, and his expression is just DOH.

I remember they once had an OAP night so why did it stop, maybe just pure commercial pressure. Maybe they should get a better holiday if one of the clauses is, one of the 3 girls behind the curtain is Mira Hindley and if you pic
k her you go on holiday to the Moors otherwise its just a fun packed sunny holiday I am afraid with the other two. Its like his question could be I like long walks in the countryside, what do you like? She can reply I like long countryside walks to after visiting my local school when I am out on the pull, how old are you again?

Well you may think my humour is sick but hey if you watch blind date on a regular basis you are the one that needs to see a head doctor.

I just want end this opinion in blind date style with a crap song that even I cannot even sing properly SURPRISE SURPRISE ITS ME MIRA WITH THE KNIFE

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