Bugs Bunny

Yes im afraid its true. Bugs bunny is an evil criminal responsible for a number of crimes against humanity. Below is the story that could only be told here, on the internet where they cannot trace me. This is the first time i have ever wrote about this, so please bear with me if i seem a bit nervous..... It all began in the summer of 1963. I was watching television and a Bugs bunny cartoon came on. I thought nothing of it. I was one of those people who tolerated the little rabbit for the childrens sake. I watched and pretended to enjoy whilst secretly pleading for the end to come. And then one night i had a dream..a dream in which the rabbit himself told me the ...

Bugs Bunny - amongst others - is one of my all time favourite cartoons! It's been around since 1940, and over the past 60 odds years has managed to keep millions of children amused! And, of course, adults alike! I remember as a kid sitting in front of the television watching Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd fight it out! And, Bugs Bunny always got the better of him! Elmer Fudd is a somewhat ageing man with a completely bald head! He always carries his air riffle, which is very nearly bigger than what he is! His one aim is to shot the poor little bunny and make rabbit pie out of him! Or in Elma's words "wabbit pie"!! But, of course, ...