Bugs is evil (Bugs Bunny)

Member Name: raveneffect

Product:	Bugs Bunny
Date:	05/06/01 (149 review reads)
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Disadvantages: evil, mind control, propangda

Yes im afraid its true. Bugs bunny is an evil criminal responsible for a number of crimes against humanity. Below is the story that could only be told here, on the internet where they cannot trace me. This is the first time i have ever wrote about this, so please bear with me if i seem a bit nervous.....

It all began in the summer of 1963. I was watching television and a Bugs bunny cartoon came on. I thought nothing of it. I was one of those people who tolerated the little rabbit for the childrens sake. I watched and pretended to enjoy whilst secretly pleading for the end to come. And then one night i had a dream..a dream in which the rabbit himself told me the cryptic message of "Tell no one for the carrot is close" Of course i just assumed it was a pointless dream and put it out of my mind...until 30 years later.

I was surfing on the net and i was compelled to type in "Bugs bunny crimes" on the search engine. One page came up. I clicked into it and it had a detailed report on "The propaganda of Bugs bunny to the American people". Aparantly the American goverment felt in the 1940s that the public was somehow losing fath in them and turning against them and the result would be the crash of the economy. A plan was devised to "convince" the american people that all was fine and to have faith in the country and goverment. This was all done through a goverment employee named "Bugs". He worked on apparantly harmless cartoons entertaining thousands of children. However each cartoon contained a dark side that played on the subconcious. Throughout the cartoon images of the president are flashed so quickly the concious mind dosnt register it, however it is all stored in the subconcious.

This, it seems, isnt the crime i stated at the beginning. But you dont know what happened next. Some reporters found out and were soon delt with. It was believed that A. Marsh and G. Williams dies through natural ca
uses. However a recent investigation has descovered that they died through excessive eating of carrots...need i say more. Whats more Bugs became more and more powerful until, in early 1950, he took over the project and put his own secret messages in the cartoon. These told people to worship him. All those who have or currently belong to the Offical Bugs Bunny fan club have been sadly taken in to beliving the rabbits lies....i tell the truth..i want no publicity....just for those lost souls to be free and for Bugs to finally relinquish his grip on the American people........

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