Oh David, you came and you tanned oh so fakely, they should send you awaaay (Dickinson's Real Deal)

Member Name: heynonnynonny

Product:	Dickinson's Real Deal
Date:	06/11/09 (65 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: Quite an enjoyable watch for an hour.

Disadvantages: Cheeser that is D.D.

Ergh, why has this taken 60 minute makeovers slot you bad ITV people!!!

This programme invites people to bring antiques to the show, have a professional dealer make them an offer to purchase the item, and they decide whether or not to accept, or have the programme take the item to an auction to see if they made the right deal or not.

The presenter of this show is the vile David Dickinson who used to present Bargain Hunt. Rumour has it he left because of a furious argument about him damaging the antiques trade. Is he damaging the antiques trade? Please feel free to leave your comments. I cannot say whether or not I agree as I couldn't care less due to the fact I cannot stand Mr. Dickinson. He wears disgusting suits, pretentious half shaped glasses, his mass of pepper grey hair and cheesy sideburns turns my stomach, permanent colour of fake tan and is, in polite terms, a complete eejit. What annoys me is his tendency to look at the camera whilst talking to people, he frightens me he really does. Can you imagine actually meeting him you would just laugh at him or punch him repeatedly. In the head. Til he falls over. Probably doing both would be the best option. I could continue in ths vein for a long time.

Some of the dealers on the show seem to be lovely whilst contestants try to glean as much money as is possible from the hands of these antique specialists, there are one or 2 with their affected voice who come across as a bit up themselves I'm surprised the polums haven't fallen out of their mouths and rolled across the floor.

They offer a viewer prize whereas they offer an antique for auction sale and then offer the amount it makes into a competition prize.

The adverts in the show are full of postal gold advertisements, and the show is sponsered by some sort of postal gold people. Get out of my face!! I'm sick of hearing about postal gold, but that is a whole other argument.

The shows airs on ITV daytime about 3pm and lasts for an hour which is a comfortable amount of time to watch this semi enjoyable programme.

In summary worth a watch if you are at a loose end and feel like throwing darts at the telly at Mr. Dickinson.

Summary: The duke makes me puke.