Eurovision Song Contest Moscow 2009

Description: Channel One / Entertainment

Newest Review: ... this year, for our country's sake. How patriotic. But it gets worse. Instead of sending an artist of any kind, we've elected a "nobody" from the general public and the worst part is; she's good. Jade can actually sing! Andrew's song will be pitched against a hoard of Euro-hits/trash (delete appropriately) for example, last year's catchy tune "Qele Qele" (Come on, Come ... more

... on) from Armenia, which fared extremely well, even though the rather hot singer in a shrunken vest, Sirusho, could barely project her voice and sounded like my sister Cherry singing in the shower. Qele!! Not quite the Um-b-rella, ella, ella effect it neede...more

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Eurovision Song Contest Moscow 2009: A Satirical Look at Eurovision (1249 words)
by - written on 16/10/09 (Very useful, 31 readings)
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This was written by me before the Eurovision 2009 and I thought I'd post it, as it is a (hopefully) humourous yet insightful look at Eurovision. An update has been made at the end regarding thoughts of the results. For 53 years, men have defended their country for pride, honour, and glory, in an ongoing war, full of heartbreak and tear shed. Every May, Europe becomes a battlefield, a place of carnage. In just one night, the fate of over 50 countries is determined. There can only be one winner each year, leaving the others in a state worst then death- a condition known as total humiliation, the symptoms of which are disgrace and mild embarrassment. This is the ... Read the complete review

Outstanding show - 'Eurovision' is getting back on track. (510 words)
by - written on 06/06/09 (Very useful, 69 readings)
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2009 may just have been the turning point in 'Eurovision' history. No longer is the infamous song contest just a political fight with countries voting for their allies. This year we saw talent, we saw voting from the public based on this talent, which instills hope that 'Eurovision' may just be back to what it should have always been; a European song contest with great talent captured in an entertaining evening. This year the way 'Eurovision' began was a great deal different to any of the previous years, with contestants actually promotion their song around each country to build up support and interest. It means we no longer have one hit wonders, with songs ... Read the complete review

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