Do they remove the brains of the contestants? (Family Fortune)

Member Name: starfish2000

Product:	Family Fortune
Date:	27/08/00 (103 review reads)
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Advantages: It's funny

Disadvantages: But we're laughing at them not with them!

I can't be the only person who's received that chain email with a load of real answers from Family Fortunes which demonstrate beautifully that this is a game show that only people of sub-normal intelligence are allowed to appear on!

Classics such as these...


An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse A jacket potato topping - Jam
A sign of the zodiac - April
Something with a hole in it - A window
Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
Something associated with pigs - The police
A non-living object with legs - A plant
A domestic animal - Leopard
Something red - My cardigan
A dangerous race - The Arabs
A number you have to memorise - Seven
Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
Something that floats in the bath - Water
Something in the garden that's green - The shed
Something a blind man might use - A sword
Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
A famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
An animal you might see at a zoo - A dog
A famous bridge - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
Something you put on walls - Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
A famous Royal - Mail
Something slippery - A con-man
A way of cooking fish - Cod
A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
Something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport
A song with 'Moon' in the title - 'Blue Suede Moon'
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Something with a red light on it - A Dalek
Something you open other than a door - Your bowels

The first
time I read those they made me laugh so much I started watching Family Fortunes just on the off chance someone would say something that silly! And they do!
Yes it's a crap show really but when I'm feeling down it always cheers me up, happy in the knowledge that no matter how bad things get in my life I'll never be as sad as the unfortunate contestants on Family Fortunes!

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