A recipe for disaster! (Jerry Springer Show, The)

Member Name: Nigel1

Product:	Jerry Springer Show, The
Date:	19/03/09 (186 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: Drivel at its most superior

Disadvantages: Tacky, gawdy, cheap, nasty and vulgar.

INGREDIENTS:

1) 1 trash talking ex-girlfriend and ex-boyfriend

2) 1 or 2 bitch-slapping babes.. (large boob variety)

3) A drag-queen.. (decked out in as much finery as possible)

4) 1 silver-haired, ripe Jerry Springer (preferably sneering)

5) Short skirt.. (shorter the better)

6) A few tattoos

7) 1 bouncer.. (the orange Steve Wilkos variety)

8) Spices.. (to taste)

9) 1/2 pint of drivel

10) 1 audience.. (over excited, fickle and completely brain-numbed)

11) Viewers.. (add as many as is possible here, as once mixed with Jerry Springer it will enhance his bank balance)

12) A sprinkling of expletives..( the fouler the better)

13) A final thought

METHOD:

1.... Add the trashy ex-girlfriend to the short skirt, and allow to simmer on a large stage for a few minutes (a few tattoos can be added at this point if desired).

2.... Once the trashy ex-girlfriend has been simmering away, it is then safe to add the equally trashy ex-boyfriend, making sure that things are well stirred at this point, and now a few of those foul expletives can be added to the mix.

3.... Throw in some bitch-slapping babes (again some tattoos can be added at this point) and stir these in extremely well, making sure they combine completely with the ex-boyfriend, and bring them to the boil (stirring as much as possible).

4.... At this point it is advisable to add the bouncer ( the orange Steve Wilkos variety) which will allow the ingredients to settle down a bit, otherwise you may find that the ex-boyfriend may separate slightly from the ex-girlfriend.

5.... Gently stir in the drag queen, and allow to simmer for 2 minutes, stirring continuously with Jerry Springer until the entire mix has become rather tacky and bland.

6.... Pour on the 1/2 pint of drivel, adding extra expletives to taste, and combine the entire concoction to the audience, who must be brain-washed, and as fickle as the wind that is expelled from Mr Springer's backside.

7.... Allow the entire conglomeration to cool down, and then add the ripe silver-haired Jerry springer, and combine with the final thought, which will try and make sense of the why this recipe turned out a complete disaster!

SERVING SUGGESTIONS:

This disaster is best served in small doses, to viewers who have been heavily sedated or for those who believe in the tooth fairies. It is best swallowed in small amounts otherwise you may find that Jerry Springer leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. Swallow with a large pinch of salt!

FINAL THOUGHT:

Working as a City Councilman in America, Jerry was caught using the services of a prostitute, the numbskull paying her by cheque! Oh My God Jerry, how can you dare have a show in which you smile and snigger (and sometimes even pretend to care) about other peoples mishaps and misfortunes, after your own antics!

My final thought for you Jezzers is "Do not judge the piece of sawdust in your brothers eye, when you have a plank in yours!"

"Please take care of yourselves - and each other."

Summary: Would Jerry vulgarize 'Judgement Day?"