Tits,crabs,and egos. (Shipwrecked)

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Product:	Shipwrecked
Date:	29/11/01 (440 review reads)
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Advantages: Tits, Ass, And beaches

Disadvantages: Attitudes, Boredom, Naval picking TV

This is one of those infuriating youth programs you can resist a peak at. It’s a kind of Survival for students and backpackers and wannabes looking for exposure or a free holiday.
Its equally as demanding as the ITV bomb as selected attractive teens and twenty something’s have to survive on rations and arguments to keep the mimimuml audience entertained.

They have to last three months on an idyllic desert island, which they can only leave on a boat for rations once a month.
Theres no TV or Gorillas albums to keep them smiling as the egos battle out to annul the boredom, and im not talking about the audience.

The main reason of the show is to see how good the girls look in bikinis and who’s going to punch or cop off with someone. A suitable bunch of abrasive kids are let lose on our after school schedules to keep the teenagers happy after Neighbors.
Its not long in the current series for the least attractive girl to be the first ever shipwrecker to be voted of the island.

The French girl had a bit of an attitude you see and wouldn’t flirt with the boys admiring pecks. She was also knicking food from the stores, but so were the other girls and the claws were out. Meeeoooowwwwwww.
Her main crime though was to be French and wear a silly hat 24/7.enough to be ejected in tears and back to the mainland.

The Aussies and Brits are messing around and playing macho man and football. The girls have little better to do as they watch the boys preen, and then do the cooking. Well at least they have that sorted.
But as anything-involving throwing people together in a confined space is going to produce those ego busting hum dingers.
Can you imagine trying to get on with twelve pretty people who are scraping for the only mirror before the cameras role.

Like Survival, the marooned are unlikely to go hungry, and are constantly bailed out by the camera crews rations.
And also like Survival,
the camera angles are more important that authenticates. I suspect the boys and girls are in make up as they try to get the coconut-breaking scene just right. The only realistic event of the day is the young ones sh*****g in the palms.

Its bland telly to say the least, but has just enough T&A to have pubescent boys and girls tuning in. That’s suffiecnt an audience these days to generate advertising revenue to pay the wages.
I think Castaway cornered this particular piece of docusoap theatre and should have been left there in peace like the fish that swim the tropical South Pacific here.

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