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Men In Black (Xbox 360)

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Genre: Action & Adventure / Video Game for Xbox 360 / Suitable for 12 years and over / Release Date: 2012-05-25 / Published by Activision

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      06.04.2013 16:20
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      The Disadvantages box needs more space to list everything.

      I bought this game not because I wanted to enjoy it, experience it's storyline or anything like that, I bought it simply to boost an easy 1000G for my Xbox Gamer card. Why else would you buy this? Voice acting is disgraceful, storyline is stupid, graphics, physics and attention to detail is shockingly unacceptable and gameplay is poor.

      Let's start with the voice acting. Nethera, the main alien character in the game has a rubbish voice actor who gives a half arsed performance and sounds like she's a robot drowning, sound quality is pretty bad on top of that too. The script is terrible and makes no sense.

      This game is aimed at children because children wouldn't notice the flaws and could easily understand the inarticulate script which has been festooned upon the poor souls that play this game. Yet it's rated 12+ by Pegi? Forgive me for thinking this game is aimed at a market that can't even buy it, but what an earth were the developers thinking?!

      So moving swiftly onto graphics and things go from bad to worse. The attention to detail is poor and the guns, aliens and cars are all low resolution, short of polygons and look a complete mess. Things like the nightclubs when you fly past them in the car, if you slow down you will see their signs, essentially their "names". On the second flying car level there were tens of nightclubs all called "Dancing". Have you ever sat wondering if you wanted to go to Dancing tonight? What a pile of nonsense.

      Physics are disgraceful and accuracy from guns is hit and miss, most of the time pot luck. Because the developers don't want you to walk around and fall through badly made textures, you can't walk anywhere. Yes, this is a third person shooter game where you only shoot and the game does the rest for you. You cannot move, duck, run for cover, move back or forward etc, only shoot, and even that is no good. This often means you'll be hit by a barrage of enemies and you can't get back or dive forward to a table to get into cover, so you just die. Rage quit alert: This game is full of ragetastic moments.

      The achievements are very easy and I got the full 1000G in 3 days. You will need a second play through if you want to go for the full 1000 as the higher difficulty cannot be unlocked unless you complete medium. Defeating Nethera is the hardest part and on the maximum difficulty took me 5 attempts a total of 1 hour. Most achievements are story based and the score based ones can be unlocked after you complete the game. The gun based ones can all be completed in one and a half play throughs, you just need to keep your eye on the number of kills you make.

      Overall a disgraceful game. Avoid this unless you want a quick and easy 1000G. Don't buy this for a child (even the game rating says that) and don;t buy this for fun, I assure you it is not fun at all. A badly made game with a half arsed effort by the developers. Shame on them.


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